The Liberal Media is Me!

Brittney has asked me to guest blog over at Nashville is Talking this weekend. Of course, I said, “hell yes.”

It won’t be that big a deal for y’all because I check sitemeter and I know no one comes here on the weekends anyway.

But for Nashville, I’m sure it will be very traumatic.

I’m trying to make sure I have all my man-hating, witch-crafty, communist, feminist, liberal media bullshit in order. I’ve already scheduled a frivolous abortion for tomorrow afternoon and two on Friday. I’m also working on forging some documents that will ‘prove’ that George Bush is actually a very intelligent kumquat put into a position of power by a secretive group of jugglers led by Karl Rove.

I’m going to ask that any of my middle Tennessee readers who are planning on doing something daring or illegal hold off until this weekend, so that I have something to write about. Anyone who tips me off to their own outrageous antics ahead of time will have one owed to them by me.

Otherwise, it’ll be the same old same old over here and more Nashville and news oriented nonsense over there.

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9 thoughts on “The Liberal Media is Me!

  1. I’m trying to make sure I have all my man-hating, witch-crafty, communist, feminist, liberal media bullshit in order. I’ve already scheduled a frivolous abortion for tomorrow afternoon and two on Friday.

    I love you.

  2. i don’t think i have enough time to plan anything blogworthy.

    i mean, you couldn’t give us a full week’s notice?

    p.s. here’s a tip: i’m thinking of going into business as an itinerant regaler.

  3. Here’s a little note I just sent to Bill “Kitten Killer” Frist. Thought you’d appreciate…

    You should be ashamed of your vote against the global warming legislation bill, but then again, there’s a whole lot you should be ashamed of. I’m glad to see that the bill passed, and that you got another taste of failure. It’s a taste you’ll come to know very well. I wouldn’t support you if you were the last politician on Earth, and I plan to actively campaign against you in any future political endeavors. I sincerely hope you run for the Presidency so I can exercise every opportunity to express how ashamed thousands of Tennesseans are of you and your regressive, hateful ideals.

    You embody the worst facets of the collective American character, and in years to come when we have the luxury of hindsight and the people of our country are not clouded by fear, your true character will be understood. I look forward to a day when Americans will look at your legacy and clearly see what a scumbag you are. You will go down in history as a (hopefully minor) stain on this great nation.

  4. Nothing, and I mean nothing, makes me happier than the thought of Bill “the Kitten Killer” Frist getting hate mail from Tiny Cat Pants folks.

    That, my friends, is hilarious.

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