Is that a threesome?

So, I’m at Wendy’s today for lunch and ahead of me in line are three old people–two women and a man. Now, I don’t mean old like Sarcastro-old, I mean, really old like late 60s/early 70s. The man was ordering and the women were standing in front of me. The slightly older looking woman, who had these long fingers, reached to the waist of the other woman and kind of stroked at her waist and the nice round curve of her hip. So, imagine that. I’m watching this old woman gently running her hands along the ticklish areas of her companion.

If you did this to me, I would either turn around and start humping you right there in public or laugh and try to wiggle out of your reach. It’s just not a place on me that one can just casually stroke at without eliciting some response.

But just as I had myself about convinced that it was just some way for old women to be physically close and didn’t mean they were lovers, the old man pulled the woman being petted over to him and he rested his hands on her hips in pretty much the same manner as he ordered for her. And that, to me, was clearly a “we are intimate” signal.

Then, he also ordered for the other woman.

So, I was left perplexed. Was it a man and his two lovers? A woman and her two lovers. A man, his lover, and her sister?

Is this becoming a popular arrangement for old people? I mean, I know you men can’t seem to cling to life with the same vigor as us women, and so we might have to consider more complicated sleeping arrangements as we get older in order to stay satisfied, but is this becoming common?

And yes, I might be a little sensitive about this because my mom and dad will be staying out in their trailer with my aunt Julie when they come to visit and yet again my dad talked about how nice it would be if Julie would just marry them.
Update on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 at 12:41PM

Also, I love my parents, but I think my aunt Julie could do better.

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14 thoughts on “Is that a threesome?

  1. Am I a horrible person if I admit that this whole scenario…sort of…turns me on? You know what it is, I think? The color scheme. The whole Wendy’s color scheme. The yellow and red.Maybe I’ll just read about it one more time… Ahem.

  2. You know, considering my history with that Wendy’s, I think we should just rename it the bizarre love triangle Wendy’s.Maybe, if you’re lucky, I’ll tell you the story again in person on Monday.

  3. Shhh… If you keep telling people that I’m going to be in Nashville this weekend, my plot to surreptitiously sneak to the Mothership and mess with the Knucklehead’s head while eating pork product incognito will be ruined. Ruined, I say!

  4. Only if he only has one customer in the next week. You go into the Mothership and there’s always an army of women standing at the counter giving him googly eyes. How’s he going to tell one interesting woman from another? Unless he can smell the actor on you…

  5. Well that doesn’t sound nearly as histrionic and exciting as it appears in my dreams. Maybe I’ll just take a free sucker and go. He’ll never know it was me. Ships passing by the pork…

  6. Oh, god, don’t even threaten that. That’s all I need is to have the reputation of girl-blogger who keeps other girl-bloggers away from boy-bloggers. Just don’t go with me and then he’ll have no way of guessing that it’s you.

  7. Maybe this Wendy’s is in a TN version of the Bermuda Triangle.I wonder of threesomes are more common in the REAL Bermuda Triangle.I bet they are.

  8. Oh honestly. Who else would I go with? I have more Internet lovers than I can shake a stick at anyhow. We MUST get disguises though. Little mustaches and… MONOCLES! Yes. We need monocles.

  9. One, it tickles me that the minute Plimco and I start talking threesomes the Wayward Boy Scout just happens by.Two, hurray! It’s a date.

  10. Hey! It seems like older folks everywhere are getting more action than me! What gives? Even my 74 year old father has more female companions that I do male companions. . . . I really need to get out more……..

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