Uterus Fruit

Being around Mack’s kids all day has made me a little wistful.  It could be that they’re just on their best behavior, but I doubt it.  They had a pretty knock down drag out fight while they were cleaning upstairs when they thought I couldn’t hear them.  In general, though, they’re really sweet, smart, and [...]

Victory is Mine!

I just burped so long and loud that both kids gave me an appreciative “Aunt B!”
The best part?
I had a burp aftershock.  I let out my ginormous belch, got my kudos and then followed it up with another burp.
It was amazing.
Ha, it’s really a wonder people leave me with their children.  We’re burping.  We’re arguing.  [...]

Is that a tiny spittoon?

Either Mack had won the Stanley Cup for miniature hockey or he has a tiny spittoon.
I’ve only been here 51 minutes and already, I have failed as a babysitter and a feminist.  SuperMousey (and is it just me or would it be awesome if her name was SouperMousey?) is having a fight with one of [...]

A Question for the Ages

Why is everyone asleep on the couch?  I think the temperature is just fine in here, but maybe this is their subtle way of telling me that it’s too cold.