Internet Craft Project

So, I have this idea.  I want a woo-woo creepy artsy thing to put in my room with my other woo-woo creepy artsy stuff.  I want to take a picture of me looking sufficiently creepy and some moon and stars and sun and I don’t really know what all else and decoupage it onto a [...]

I Think I’m With the Police on this One

If your dog bites a police officer, chances are that your dog is going to get shot.  That’s unfortunate, but that’s a fact of life.  If you don’t want your dog to get shot by the police or you want to have a credible way to dispute the police officer’s account of what happened, keep [...]

If This is the Wrong Side of History, I Don’t Want to Be Right

Via Egalia:
Less than two hours after the story hit the press, “two Des Moines men applied at the Polk County recorder’s office for a marriage license, and for the first time the application was accepted.” (It takes 3 days to get the license.)

I’m Mad at the Dog, Too, Even Though It’s Not Her Fault

The dog has a collar that looks like this:

If you open it from one end, it closes again very easily.  If you open it from the other end, it is a bitch to get closed.
The Redheaded Kid is notorious for opening and closing the wrong end of the collar.
Fine, you’d have to be a really [...]