On Not Being “Nice”

I guess this is kind of an inside baseball post if you don’t follow the feminist blogs.  I’m trying to think how to bring you up to speed without taking a million years.  Let’s play it like this.  Jessica bought a puppy.  Some folks didn’t think that was very feminist of her (because they make [...]

“I just like to tease you”

Y’all, I think someone declared it flirt with B. weekend here in Montreal.  If this is to make up for having the world’s scariest airport, I forgive you, Montreal, I forgive you.
As for Mr. “Oh, here comes B., nothing but trouble,” to you, I say, “Tee hee.”

Just a Suggestion

When you catch someone staring, smile wickedly, lean over and stage-whisper, “You know the best part?  If I press this button here, it can double as a sex toy.” and then laugh heartily and roll away.
Ha.  That tickles me.
My uncle B. used to have a motorized scooter and we used to climb on the back [...]