Gentlemen, Help Me Understand

Dear Gentlemen,
Being a radical leftist feminist communist lesbian baby-killer, I mostly interact with men just to have sex with them so that I can abort the resulting pregnancies and laugh with all my girlfriends at how much their penises resembled tiny fungi while I vote Democrat and plot the overthrow of the Republican party here [...]

If Not This, Then What?

So, you can kidnap an acquaintance and you and your family and friends can rape her, torture her, and force her to eat shit and you can tell her that you’re doing this to her because that’s what you “do to niggers around here,” and that’s not a hate crime?
If that’s not a hate crime, [...]

Happy Birthday, Mom

It’s my mom’s birthday today.
We were talking in Montreal about mothers and about how motherhood and the potential for motherhood are just not compatible with this idea of “the individual.”  How can you talk about a person as an individual when there might be two people in that body?’
I feel my mom with me all [...]

Shall I Never Go to the Park Again?

Elaine Vigneault believes that pet ownership is wrong, specifically that owning a dog is wrong.
There’s a whole level of offensiveness to this argument along the lines of owning pets is akin to owning slaves that I’d like to bypass (for a while, at least).
I’d like to just talk about dogs and humans. I don’t [...]