True Confessions

I washed my hair with dog shampoo this morning because it’s the only shampoo in our house.
Why is it the only shampoo in our house?
Good question.
I know why I haven’t bought shampoo.  I blew all my extra money on a video game for some brother of mine for Christmas.
Why that brother hasn’t bought shampoo?  I [...]

Holy Cow!

The stuff I ordered yesterday from Amazon and paid standard shipping for is all going to be at my house today.  Now, I know this is in part because I live close to the Lexington Amazon warehouse, but dang.
I’d like to give a shout-out to the folks working that warehouse, for giving me some crazy [...]

Five Hundred Dollars for a Shiny Pitbull?

Really? I don’t know, Uncle. I’m not saying that that’s not a good looking dog. I’m just saying it took me all of two seconds and one dog treat to make my dog shiny and I bet it cost me about a penny.

(I love how my phone is all like “Shiny?! [...]

Reason Number 348 I Love this Neighborhood

As you recall, I live in what is a gentrifying neighborhood wedged between the expensive West End area, the expensive Sylvan Park area, and an area sometimes called Sylvan Heights which is even sketchier and less certain of its ability to gentrify than we are.
I live on a dead end with train tracks behind us [...]