Passed Along Without Comment

Frank.
Truth.

Oh, Sure, Jimmy Page Can Have an Occult Shop, but Me?

Not that I’m putting any actual effort into having an occult shop, or for that matter, a fourteen year old groupie, but I just thought I’d continue to articulate my goals.
–Have creepy, evil occult shop
–Have lunch with Jimmy Page
–Buy a house
–Dye my own yarn and make me something from it
–Do the dishes
As previously noted, there [...]

Okay, It’s Probably The End of My Sex Life

But it’s not like my sex life was that great to begin with.  I mean, let’s be honest, folks, if you lack the skills to convince libertarians to fuck you, you lack skills in general, and if ever there were a girl on the planet who liked to play “Get drunk and try to convince [...]