Well, Wow.

Because someone at Harper-Collins has completely misidentified what I do and why I do it, I’ve ended up with a free copy of The Invisible Sex: Uncovering the True Roles of Women in Prehistory.

I May Need a Vacation from my Vacation

The recalcitrant brother and his son are gone.  The parents might stop by this morning to see the Butcher, but after that, they’re gone.  The house is still reasonably clean and the dog is fat and happy.
We’ve all lived.
I had a long talk with my mom yesterday about the status of my nephew and what, [...]

I’m Tempted to Divorce Diet Dr. Pepper

and marry this post.
(For those of you who’ve forgotten, in an effort to understand the limits of corporate personhood, I tried to marry Diet Dr. Pepper.)