Oh, and El Gato Informed Me of This, Too!

Campfield wants to make it illegal for elementary and middle schools to tell kids that some people are gay!
Honestly, at this point, I think Campfield may be a Democratic plant.

Apparently, Our Great State Tragedy is that All the People With Work Ethics were Aborted

Y’all, I have an anonymous source!  Well, I already kind of had an anonymous source in Say Uncle in that I don’t know who he is and he keeps me informed about stupid dog legislation.
But this anonymous source is different in that I have no idea who he or she is, nor even what I [...]

The Letter I Sent to Senator Kilby & The Rest of the Judiciary Committee

Dear Senator Kilby,
I am outraged to learn of your efforts to make it a crime for me to own my dog.  I’ve had her now for seven years and in that time, she’s bitten no one, attacked no one, and hardly ever even managed to annoy the cats.  She’s up-to-date on her shots and, though [...]

Mess With Me, Fine. Mess With My Dog, Now We’ve Got Problems

Say Uncle and Rachel both just emailed me about this piece of legislation that’s got me so angry I have half a mind to take Mrs. Wigglebottom down Charlotte and make Senator Tommy Kilby tell me to my face while looking at her, that he’s fine with taking her from me.
I don’t know how we [...]

Dog in Need of Home; Problem in Need of Solving

Hey, all, this girl was found under a deck Monday morning and the finder can’t keep her.  No kill shelters won’t take her, for obvious reasons, but she’s sweet and the finder would rather not put her in a shelter where she might be put down.
Anybody need a puppy?
Shoot, Christian, you’re getting ready to relaunch [...]

Bright Afghan Update

My phone still takes pictures, but refuses–as a part of its long disintegration into ruin–to send them.  So, I took this picture with the Butcher’s phone, and holy Sweet Jesus, does his phone take shitty, shitty pictures.
Check this out.  These are six of the ten medium squares (I have seven and a half done).

“Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear stained eyes”

Aside from it being an unrealistic waste of money and time, the main thing that irritates me about building a wall between here and Mexico is that it’s just so damn wimpy.
I mean, seriously, we want to put up a wall to keep out PEOPLE WHO WANT JOBS AND A BETTER LIFE FOR THEIR FAMILIES.
AAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!  [...]