Today I Got My First Hit for CPAP Porn!

That tickles me a great deal.  I am overcome by curiosity wondering what other hits one might find when one searches for CPAP porn, but I’m afraid to look and I’ll tell you why.
Once, when I was a young lass, just starting out on the red blood trail that is life as a menstruating woman, [...]

My Day

I was having the kind of day where you discover that your webhost hasn’t uploaded the five photos you have to give them to upload because they believe that you are too stupid to do it yourself, nevermind that kids on that MySpace do it all the time, and it’s been a month.
But then something [...]

“Those Who Essentially Pay No Tax”

My brother is probably one of those people who “essentially” essentially pays no taxes.  At the end of the year, he gets back pretty much everything he’s put in because he makes so little.
And yet, every paycheck, the government still takes out a chunk of money he could have used that month and he’s got [...]

Not Tonight, Honey, I Want America to Be a Self-Sustaining, Sovereign Nation

I admit, I’m developing a purient interest in the sex lives of Republicans.
I have, in the past, assumed that Republicans have sex for the same reasons the rest of us have sex–because it’s fun, because it brings us closer to the people we dig, because we were drunk and it seemed like a good idea, [...]