Going to the Grocery Store

I walked up and down the aisles, picking things off the shelf with the casual ease of someone who’s just gotten paid.  I was thinking about how my parents would take us to Cub Foods when we were little and each of them would have a cart and they would fill them as we walked [...]

Well, That’s Too Bad

The Butcher cleaned last night (hurray!), even did the dishes (hurray, hurray!), but it means I can’t put my hands on a camera to take a picture of the tiny cat sitting there with her face in my shoe.
I don’t know why anything with a nose would want to put its face in my shoe [...]

Yours, It Was Yours!

So, yeah, we sat around all night and drank so much wine I about couldn’t stand it and talked about who had the most awesomely magnificant penis in the whole blogosphere, large, but not overwhelming; firm, but, well, firm; and your kisses, tender but still manly.
Yes, you, out of all of the men we’ve been [...]