Circle and Square People Living in Harmony at the Holiday Inn

I went upstairs looking for the cat and found something that kept me occupied for a good hour.  I used to play with these things for hours on end when I was a kid.  We had a Holiday Inn, a McDonalds, a campground, a farm, a playground, and some Sesame Street stuff.  The only thing [...]

More Family Weirdness

My dad’s cat will fight you.  No, like a fist fight.

And my mom has an ungodly number of cows, most of which are antiques, so I’ll let it pass that she has them.  But she also has three cow figurines of cows dressed up like cowboys.  It almost hurts my head to look at them.  [...]

Tee Hee Mom

“Do you want me to throw cheese at you?”
“No.”
“You’re no fun.  My real mom would let me throw cheese at her.”
“And she did… Until you were about four.”

Old Methodist Men Score 2

Another man has just showed up with chili and plants.  He’s now visiting.

Okay, Here’s Sincerely One Way I Love Old Men

Folks from the church are finally stopping by to visit my dad.
Or, more specifically, old men from the church are finally stopping by to visit my dad.
Thanks, old Methodist men!

It Gets Weird Around Here

–My parents do a Bible devotion every morning.  The other day, the Bible verse had something about having a good heart and my mom started crying.
–I am shocked to see how bad her eyesight is, though they both claim that it’s getting better under the treatment.  Yesterday, she poured herself a bowl of cereal onto [...]