In Which I Make a Confession Sure to Upset Social Conservatives

I found a bunch of pictures from when I was in high school, my junior year, I think, so I was done trying to starve myself to death or otherwise try in some wimpy manner to commit suicide, and I was not yet being full-scaled stalked.  But I was moping around the world convinced that [...]

Yeah, My Dad’s Cute, Too

My dad wants y’all to know that this photo below is the reason he’s retiring this year.  He’s been working since he was a year and a half old.

Here’s all five of the kids in my dad’s family–from oldest to youngest: My annoying dead Uncle B., My beloved dead Uncle B., my Aunt Julie (not [...]

In Which I Make a Startling Discovery About My Mom

It’s hard enough being the daughter of a gorgeous woman.  Here she is at her wedding, awkwardly putting on lipstick, because she never wears lipstick.

And here she is a little younger looking beautiful as all get out without even trying.

But, America, it’s worse than I thought.  My mom used to be some sort of queen.  [...]

Another Trip Down Memory Lane

Here’s my great grandma Sadie with her chickens. This would be my dad’s mom’s mom.

And here’s my great grandpa, Harry, Sadie’s husband, with his prized horse. I love this photo because you see so many photos of men with their cars and this, to me, is in that same genre.

Here’s my dad and [...]

Man with Raven

I have a soft spot–as you may have noticed–for men who love ravens.
This gave me chills when I saw it.

One Sad Thing About the Castro Situation

I heard about Castro stepping down this morning and my first thought was how bad I felt for the CIA agents who’s job it was to concoct some method of ending his reign early.  Do you think you get fired if your exploding cigar fails to do its job?
Do you think there’s like 100 retired [...]