For Whom are We Fixing Things?

When I don’t pay attention, I feel pretty good about the Democrats and this election.  We have two interesting and compelling candidates, both of whom have devoted and excited bases.  And it seems like, no matter who we end up with as a candidate, it’s going to be pretty okay.
Which is why I am growing [...]

See, It’s Okay Because They’re Only Talking About Folks from the Holler, Not Everybody from West Virginia

Yes, it’s true, the Appalachians are full of quaint little hollers filled with deformed blind witches and inbred abnormalities due to all the incest.  And what’s even scarier is that they don’t have the cable tv or the internet or radios or even phonographs.  Why, they don’t even know there’s an outside world, except when [...]

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Maybe They’re Confused

Maybe the authorities think that they’re supposed to keep Bicentennial Park free for crime, not free from crime.

Baroos for the Whole Family

1.  Exador has baby baroos.  (and, I imagine, incredibly cute tiny honk-shoos).
2.  Smiley has curly-haired baroos.
3.  And for Jag, especially, some bad-ass barooing.

Return to Paranormal State

Did you ever see a TV show so bad that you thought, “Who in the world is stupid enough to watch this shit?” 
I feel that way about Paranormal State and yet, I must tell you, America, it’s me.  I’m watching it.
I don’t know why.
It’s terrible.  I mean, really, terrible. 
If you have a problem with ghosts [...]