I Should Go To Bed

But I had such a nice day that I kind of just want to bask in it for as long as I can, even though my eyes are so heavy and head is nodding.
In some really important ways, I’m a very lucky girl.

Good Thing Fourth Wave Feminists Are Too Young to Vote

Shorter First Wavers: We’re dead, so we can’t be president.
Shorter Second Wavers: Now’s our chance to be president!
Shorter Third Wavers: Who do you mean by “our”?
Shorter Fourth Wavers: Bwah-ha-ha!  Soon, it will be my chance to be president!

An Open Letter to the Butcher

You’re going to tell me this is not the soul mate of the Orange Cat?