What Shall We Dance Around the Office to Today?

Today, I bring you a song so delicious you know before I even tell you that it’s Charlie Robison. This song… this song… what can I say? I would marry the man who had the balls to suggest it as the song we dance to at our wedding as much as I also [...]

Peppers, Oh Glorious Peppers

Mmm.  Peppers.

Five Guys Burgers & Fries

Here’s all you need to know:
1 double cheeseburger
1 cheeseburger
1 order of fries
1 diet coke
2 people
16 dollars.
Who the fuck cares how good the burgers are?  For sixteen dollars, my burger better make sweet love to me.

Random Blah blah blahs of a vaguely sexual nature

–I was up all night trying to write up directions (with photos) for how to make you a crochet cooter and on the one hand, it’s hilarious to type things like “Now, keep going until you come to the end of your labia,” writing up directions is more difficult than it seems.  So, I’ll probably [...]