Is Erica Jong on Drugs?!

Sincerely, America.  I had to get up out of my sick bed and come here to ask you “Is Bill Maher writing Erica Jong’s columns for her while she is in a coma or something?”
If this had been in The Onion verbatim I would have laughed until I cried.
First, let’s just overlook the ridiculousness of [...]

I Took a Shower! I Took a Shower!

For the first time since Tuesday.  It was warm and showery and felt so good.  I had to take it very slowly, because I still get dizzy when I stand up for too long, but it was worth it.  Now, I’m going to take a nap.  Though, I may need to rest for a second [...]

A Semi-Open Letter to Other Folks Who Might Get This Flu

Dear Fellow Flu Sufferer,