Please Don’t Unravel

The Tiny Cat Pants afghan is done and in the wash as we speak because someone, you may recall, was using it while he had the flu and I would rather not give the flu to the one person who’s bound to appreciate this ugly afghan which I am in love with.
I will take a [...]

Return of the Olds

It’s almost as if I, with my limited car knowledge and Fortune 500-company-running, were in charge of GM.
Who let this happen?!

“But Aunt B., I Don’t Want to Put on Good Music and Dance Around My Office!”

Tough.
Good lord, people.
Go over, shut your office door, come back around here and press play on these puppies.
“No, I hate old blues. No, don’t make me listen to old blues!”
Look, we can ease into it.
We’ll start with Zeppelin. See, that wasn’t so bad. It was even kind of fun, wasn’t it?
Or the [...]

The End is Near!

I’m putting the border on the Tiny Cat Pants afghan as we speak and I must tell you that, somehow, the TCP afghan has ended up being both shockingly hideously ugly–I’m talking breath-takingly ugly, unapologetically ugly–and the most awesome afghan I’ve ever made.  This is an afghan that demands you throw it over you while [...]

Random Things that Don’t Fit Any Theme, Really

–Well, as long as it hurts those illegal immigrants, I’m fine with not having tomatoes or pumpkins or or farms or jobs.  Food’s overrated anyway and jobs?  They just get in the way of prime laying-on-the-couch-being-hungry time.  And, hey, it’s not like locally grown food is better than food grown elsewhere.
–I cannot read the answers [...]