Outting Folks

Folks are talking about folks who out anonymous bloggers. 
I have some experience with being outted. I’ve been outted against my will a few years ago, when someone figured out who I was and posted my name and address and work information in the comments here and all over the place.  I outted myself in a news [...]

What Girls Can Do That Boys Can’t

Okay.  Put a chair on the floor near the wall.  Put your head against the wall.  Pick up the chair.  Now, without moving or lifting up your feet, stand up.
Now, answer me this.  Why can women do this and men can’t?

Cold, So Cold

I’m so sunburnt and I’m covered in horse snot and I have “Mahhhehehed” myself to scratchy-throated exhaustion and I had to throw a man at his children in order to protect myself from them and I am happy.
The horse came right up to me and did that deep breath horses do when they’re trying to [...]

In Which I Complain

Okay, so, I’ve been talking to everyone I see in person about buying a house, everyone except for a banker, because I just don’t want to go in and waste time if I can’t afford a mortgage.  And so I’m playing this fucked up game in my mind where I talk about getting a house [...]