I Enjoy Being a Girl

Today two things happened that I want to write about, but I just can’t quite articulate.  One was when a friend of mine was going on about how she was ten pounds overweight for her height and how she was determined to lose that weight, you know, for her health.  She’s not the kind of [...]

As You Know

I am a giant baby and a superstitious fool and so I’m about to do something that make me anxious, but I’m not going to tell you what it is until after, because even though I think it’s going to go poorly, I don’t want my high hopes and enthusiasm to be the cause of [...]

Great, Now I’m Going to Have That Stuck in My Head All Day

Tiny Pasture says it’s “probably best if Indiana voters don’t see this.”  I’m not sure why.  Will Indianans be surprised and disillusioned to see that the jungle their native son worked so hard to welcome them to is filled with catchy lyrics and fun dancing?  Will they be dismayed to learn that all the hard work [...]

Bad Night’s Sleep

Oh, y’all, I slept so poorly last night I can’t even tell you.  I’ve been waking up every day for the past week at exactly four in the morning and today was no exception.  Except worse, because, as I said, I had been sleeping like shit.
And why, you may ask?  Because even though I have [...]

The Tiny Cat Just Does Things Differently

The tiny cat no longer takes her meals on the table where the cat food is in a bowl.  She either goes to the dog’s bowl, bats some of that food on the ground, and eats it, or she does as she’s doing right now: she spends a good twenty minutes tugging and pulling and [...]