And We Liked It!

I can remember when the thought of ever needing a gig of memory on your computer was some hilarious far off future unimaginable need.  Everything, everything, we thought, that we could possibly accrue in our lifetimes to fit on our computer would surely fit on a gig of space and that would be a computer [...]

Oh, I Forgot the Big News!

I have jalapenos!  Not full grown ones yet, but slender green fruit curling under the pepper plant leaves like a long witch’s fingers beckoning “Come here, my pretty.”
I need to look and see if I have any bell peppers yet, too.

The MTV Movie Awards

I don’t intend to live-blog this, but Jennifer Hudson’s right boob is bigger than Sarah Jessica Parker’s whole head.  It’s like watching Jennifer Hudson on stage with a scrawny hobbit.

Blegh Blah Bluh

I had to get up in what amounted to the middle of my night to drive the Butcher to work and on the one hand it was totally worth it because the lightning was amazing but on the other hand, I’m all discombobulated.  It feels like it’s much earlier than it actually is.
But I was [...]

Day of Rest: Good Enough for God, Not Good Enough for Some

Do I even have to tell you who’s posting “Where in the World Is Barack Obama? Well, he’s not at Trinity United Church of Christ on Chicago’s south side this morning.” at prime church-going time on a Sunday morning?
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That’s the trouble with electing yourself to the God police.  Sometimes [...]