Because We’re all Fourteen Year Old Boys at My House

The Redheaded Kid: “Yeah, I never see folks from high school unless I come across them at a bar.”
Me: “Oh, gross, man, don’t be doing that kind of shit in public.  Save it for private, for the ladies.”
The Redheaded Kid: “What?  Oh.  Whatever.  Do you know how expensive gas is?  I do what I’ve got [...]

Oh, Come On, Hobbs.

Who knows, perhaps Obama fears folks who are likely to “cling to” God and their Second Amendment rights. You can rest assured that McCain doesn’t.
Could you have one ounce of class today and maybe not bring up that specter?

Swimming in a River is a Bad Idea

Some locals are going to swim the Cumberland.
To prove it’s safe.
Um.  Safe as in not polluted.
Not safe as in “no unforeseen undercurrents.”
Although, as Chris Wage points out, some folks still seem to think it’s polluted.
There’s a joke here about turds in the Cumberland, but I’m too lady-like to make it.

Newscoma’s Monster

This post made me laugh.  Out of everyone I know, I really hope Newscoma finds and photographs Bigfoot, or at least some Bigfoot-type thing.
But I’ve got to tell you, I firmly believe that Squirrel Queen probably already knows Bigfoot.  See, Squirrel Queen is the type of woman who knows everyone, or at least knows someone [...]

Let’s Start a Rumor that This is Say Uncle’s LOL!

I’m not saying that it is.  I’m just saying that this dog looks suspiciously like this dog.  And Say Uncle is a white guy with kids.  And this is a kid with a clearly white guy parent.
If I were a conspiracy theorist, it’d be enough for me.
Although, I feel like I should admit that I [...]

Worse than Straight-Up Racism

Bint Alshamsa has a post up about the whole white feminists voting for McCain thing.  In it she says:
To me, it means that what they are really interested in, what’s most important to them, is having someone WHITE as President. Oh sure, they’d prefer to have a white woman than to have a white man [...]