Not That Any of Us Have a Lot of Money, With Gas Being $4 a Gallon

But, if you’ve got a few extra bucks, please consider sending five or ten on to Gilgamesh.
Dogs. 
They’re wonderful, but damn, they’ll scare the shit out of you.  And it’s not like they’ll get a job to pay the vet bills.  Shoot, look at Mabel.  She had enough ambition to run for president, but it turns [...]

I’m Not Good For Much, But I’m Good for Floating Around a Pool

I spent the afternoon at the Missus (and, yes, I ate the hell out of some guacamole and drank beers and made them all listen to the new North Mississippi All-Stars album) and her dude’s house where there is a pool and since it was hotter than balls outside, even though I didn’t have my [...]

Don’t Eat Meat or I’ll Make this Woman Throw Up!

I’m laughing so hard I about can’t even tell you about this.  In short, PETA put an intern in cellophane IN MEMPHIS.  If you have ever been to Memphis, you can probably already guess.  But check Shannon’s site to see if you guessed right.

My Dresser

Y’all, I have always owned this dresser, from the time I was a little girl until now.  It came from some relative before that.
And when I was cleaning it out yesterday, I found an old coloring book of mine.  Along with my college diploma.  And some Barbie pajamas.
Which I kept.
You know, just in case Barbie [...]

The Dog Smells Like a Baby’s Butt

Poor Mrs. Wigglebottom is suffering.  She’s got some annoying skin problem that I had hoped was just fleas–maybe some type immune to Frontline–but every day I look her over and I don’t see any.  Just her and her itchy, patchy, skin.
Today, I covered her in baby powder.
I am at my wit’s end.  I can’t afford [...]