Here’s What Makes Me Angry

I’m kind of stuck in the “anger” stage of not getting that house.  Please forgive me while I vent.  What makes me angry is that the people who own the house I’d hoped to be moving into next month bought that house a short time ago.  Every thing that is wrong with that house was [...]

Defeat

The issues with the house are probably going to turn out to be insurmountable.
So, it’s probably not going to happen.
I mean, I guess they could agree to replace the roof, the air conditioner, and the plumbing, but I doubt it.
So, there’s that.

I Have to Go to the Inspection Now, but I have the Pees

Whenever I get nervous, I have to pee, a lot. I pee a lot anyway, or so my friends tell me, but when I’m nervous? Ugh. It’s like pee central. Sometimes, when I’m nervous, I drink. Like when I had beers with that big shot editor over at the Scene. [...]

This Isn’t Politics, This is the Most Awesome Soap Opera EVER!

Imagine, if you will, two small babies, born August 4th, 1961. One is the gentle, sweet Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. and the other is the son of Satan, himself, Barack Muhommad Hussein Obama. And, what should happen but BHOJ is smothered in the crib in the nursery by BMHO, whose goal is to [...]

Speaking of Stuff from My Garden

Between the lavender, the jalapeno, the rosemary, and the roses the Man from GM sent me (though we may want to switch out roses, to something redder), I have the base for a wicked batch of love oil.  If any of you are up for that kind of trouble, let me know.

Picking Lavender

So, this is weird in a woo-woo sort of way.  Yesterday, I was picking lavender from my out-of-control lavendar plant out front and everything about it gave me the weirdest sense of… let’s call it pseudo deja vu.
Because, you see, I have never picked lavender before.  I have never, to my knowledge, been much closer [...]