The Butcher Fails to Find a Mother for His Children

The Butcher has a beautiful, if slightly crazy, friend who we all love.  Probably most of you are familiar with her grandmother, though that’s neither here nor there.
She’s talking about having a baby, just because her last name is so cool.  And I was all like “Shoot, you should have a baby with the Butcher!”
And [...]

I Ask You

Is there anything sweeter than a six year old saying “Aunt Betsy!  Aunt Betsy!  Do you know this song? ‘I see trees of green, red roses, too.  I see them bloom for me and you.’”
If so, I can’t guess what it is.

Speaking of Floods

I know I’ve told you this before, how the Mennonites and the Amish helped rebuild after the ‘93 flood, but it still surprised me to see that, if you’re not comfortable with giving to the Red Cross, you can give to the Mennonites.

Hey, Newt, We Lost a City. Remember?

Two words.
New Orleans.
Talking “‘”We need to get ahead of the curve before we actually lose a city, which I think could happen in the next decade,’ said Gingrich, a Republican who helped engineer the GOP’s takeover of Congress in 1994.” like losing a city to terrorism should be some unthinkable frightening event that causes us [...]

What Happened to Today?

I was so upbeat this morning and then about 9:30, I just felt like someone completely zapped my energy, like I hadn’t slept a wink all night.  Can a cold front make you tired?
Am I cursed?
Oh, did I tell y’all about my peppers?  First off, I’m growing cayenne, not jalapenos.  But that’s just stupidity on [...]

Sex Industry Shrugs and Says “Duh.”

So, it turns out that the medical world has discovered recently that the clitoris is huge.  A huge triangle of pulsating, vibrating, pleasure-giving, becoming-engorged-iating nerves and tissue just twsting and turning and dancing around constantly in our lacey underthings.
Irigaray already is mostly remembered for suggesting that we run around at all times just unable to [...]