I’m Such a Weirdo

I have cleared my calendar and ducked all my evening commitments and am going home to do nothing, glorious nothing.  I’m going to sit on the couch and watch movies and sleep.  Sleep.  Sleep, sleep, sleep.  Or get as close to their bedroom wall as I can and make really weird noises for the benefit [...]

The Parks Department Counts as Gore Allies

Because, if so, they Gore allies won’t let me take my dog to the dog park, which clearly proves that Al Gore has a personal vendetta against me.  Or something.
Anyway, folks want to fly a hot air balloon over Gore’s house.  As I told Lee, what they fail to appreciate is that the rest of [...]

In Which I Suggest a Rule

Let’s say you are the kind of person who shares a wall with another person, like, me.  If your dwelling shares a wall with my dwelling and, if you want to have sex in your dwelling at 8 in the morning, which, you know, is your right, could we have an understanding that you don’t [...]

The Hard and Fast Rule for Telling the Difference Between Hard Rock and Heavy Metal

Courtesy of Say Uncle, we learn that some yahoo at Yahoo thinks Aerosmith is a heavy metal band.
My friends, yes, sometimes it can be hard to differentiate between metal and hard rock, especially if you’re not very familiar with either genre.
But I bring you the guideline that will help you make the call, and I [...]