You Know You’ve Got It, If It Makes You Feel Good

1.  Oh, Metallica!  What happened to you?  In my younger days, white boys came in two flavors–those who wore Metallica t-shirts every other day and those who did not.  And guess which ones always smelled like warm, burning leaves when you stood too close to them, their hard, young chests pressed against you, their hair [...]

I Know This is Off-Topic, But…

I just saw an ad that posed this question (I’m changing it around to take out the weird racist overtones, because, in the original, I got distracted by the fact that, if there are five people with the “first” name Lee and they’re from China, that Lee is probably their patronymic and not some kooky [...]