I Rule!

Oh, how Fortune’s Wheel has turned since this morning!
Vacation?  Approved.  Favor?  Completed?  My continued suckage?  Averted.

Quickies

–”Melungeon Mixer.”  Never let it be said that Appalachian folks don’t have a wicked sense of humor.
–Mack, Sarcastro, you think on this, give us some options, and get back to us.  If the rule is that it has to contain Jack or George, I’d like it to be something like this–One drop of Tennessee Whiskey, [...]

That’s What She Said

Every once in a while I must call Mack and ask him a question, like “What does ‘es mucho hombre esta mujer’ mean?” and he pauses like he can’t quite decide if I’m asking him to translate the punchline to an old dirty joke or if I’m asking something serious.
“Um…” he says, trying to buy [...]

I Suck

Y’all, I completely forgot about a giant thing I promised to do for a friend.  And I need to figure out how I can take next week off without my boss being in the country to clear it with.  And neither are things I can do anything about at 2:30 in the morning, but that’s [...]