Wait, Bill Hobbs! Come Back!

Hobbs has apparently renounced his U.S. citizenship and taken up with the British, whose glorious empire is the reason so many people around the world speak English.
I’m a little sad.  Who will I pick on?

In Which I Take Toby Keith off My Shit List

Damn it, Toby Keith, I was busy feeling smug in the fact that you were a giant ass.  And now I kind of want to buy you a beer.

Resegregating the Schools

I was up all night thinking about this, still.  It seems to me that there are three facts on the ground–1.  That our public schools are already pretty much segregated.  Folks with enough money send their kids to private school and the folks with enough money to send their kids to private school are predominately white.  [...]