The boys were all lounging around my living room watching movies all afternoon–Eastern Promises, The Bank Job, and Rambo. I feel as if I should be able to write you up something insightful and deep about seeing those movies all in a row like that–maybe tell you something about what it revealed to me about the state of men in America.
But instead, I will just say that all night, I kept having this dream where I walked into my bedroom and there, dressed in an exquisitely tailored suit, sitting in a beautiful brown leather chair was either Viggo Mortensen or Jason Statham, elbows on chair arms, fingers bouncing together in mock impatience.
I had no dreams of Sylvester Stallone.
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You had NO dreams of Sly Stallone?! Believe me, honey! I have had PLENTY! That man is amazing! I could drown in those big brown pools he’s got for eyes!
Nah, give me Viggo Mortensen. But only if I can call him “Aragorn” and he calls me “Arwen”.
mmmmmm, Viggo Mortensen… you can have Stallone.
Stratham for me.