Oh, Bill, Would You Buy That From Your Kids?

“Yeah, Dad, I did hit him, but not that hard.”
In February, after we at the Tennessee GOP released a light-hearted YouTube video gently mocking Barack Obama’s wife Michelle Obama for her statement that she hadn’t always been proud of her country (until her husband started doing well in the polls, coincidentally), the national media and [...]

Let’s Just Make Up Medical Facts!

So, the Republicans continue on their quest to define a pregnancy as beginning when a sperm fertilizes an egg, thus making any woman who’s every had sex a potential baby killer, since fertilized eggs get flushed out of our systems unnoticed all the time.
Will they collect all our used tampons and examine each of them [...]

Hurray!

I just got word from the Butcher that our overly-tattooed friend is coming to visit!  Next week.
This should make for exciting blogging.  Just to recap, the overly-tattooed friend does not speak or read Chinese, but has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says, he believes, pain.  And yet, it is made up [...]

Why I Love the NAACP

I have been meaning to blog about this all week, but forgot.
Let’s recap.
–We have a school district.  Until recently, it was headed up by Pedro Garcia, whose goal in superintending seemed to be to throw everything against a wall and see what stuck.  He kind of really sucked.
–But he’s claiming now that he was run [...]

Oh, Rachel

It cannot happen soon enough.  Maddow is totally my tv girlfriend.

Why Stacey Campfield May Have an Easier Time Winning Reelection than I Though

Someone got to Tiny Cat Pants by searching for “Stacey Campfield orgy soiree” and at first I thought to myself, “Well, Self, if there was any blog in the universe that was going to contain those words together, it would be this one.”
But then I got to thinking–could this be a fundraiser?  Campfield throwing some [...]

I Have Become Prejudice Against Stupid People

Or maybe I always was, but just lately I’ve noticed it taking a really ugly turn, like where I’ll be sitting some place listening to someone give directions and I’ll think “I can’t believe I have to sit here wasting my time listening to this stupid person.” or I’ll have to do something for work [...]

Mrs. Wigglebottom Cares Nothing for Social Niceties

We’re walking along and she spots the neighbor, which is nothing new.  She’s spotted the neighbor every day we’ve lived here pretty much. 
But today is the day protocol goes out the window and she sits down, right on the dude’s sidewalk.  I’m all “Come on.  Let’s go.” but have you ever tried budging a 60 [...]