Hurray!

I just got word from the Butcher that our overly-tattooed friend is coming to visit!  Next week.

This should make for exciting blogging.  Just to recap, the overly-tattooed friend does not speak or read Chinese, but has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says, he believes, pain.  And yet, it is made up of two characters.

I’m pretty sure that pain is one of those concepts that you try to capture in writing early on, back when all the one character concepts are being outlined, but I could be wrong.  I suspect it says “Dumb ass.”

This is the guy who dated a woman with five children, who tried to kill him.  Who dated a woman who was the only person in her immediate family who hadn’t killed someone.  Who went to Amsterdam on a lark to meet a girl who was as in to ICP as he was and then was startled when she turned out to have crazily assumed he would marry her.  Who once made our waitress at Hooters so mad she threatened to stab him.

But, really, he’s very sweet.  If you don’t mind obnoxiousness.

I, myself, cannot wait to see him.  And I for sure cannot wait to recount tales of his recounting tales of his exploits.

7 Responses

  1. Not that everything on the internet is accurate, but this says he’s correct about “pain” having two characters in Chinese.

  2. Dang it. What will I make fun of him about now?

  3. Oh, I don’t know, the stabbing threat from the Hooters waitress is pretty danged funny.

    Actually all of it is. Whew, that kinda made me tired just reading about him.

  4. So the reason the woman was the sole non-killer in her family was about ability, not intent? Or were those two different women you were referring to?

    Insane Clown Posse?

  5. Please keep him away from me.

    If my history with men says anything for me, it says I’ll make this guy my next husband.

  6. How does Mrs. W interact with him? Dogs are often good judges of character.

  7. I am ashamed to admit that I actually knew what ICP stood for…

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