So, I’ve got pictures of glowing red orbs. They’re not as awesome as what I saw on Sunday, but they’re still pretty cool and probably worth a gander at.
I can’t find the usb cord to get them from the camera to the computer.
I called the Butcher and he said, “Don’t worry. I’ll find it tomorrow. Just tell me what pictures you want off the camera.”
Um, yeah, no.
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[...] blame me, Aunt B started it. Good thing I already have a “boobs” category for this [...]
It works! It works!
Oh good. I was going to feel seriously weird if it was just me.
Can I borrow a bigger flashlight?
No, people. Stop looking at your boobs and talking about it until after I can get these pictures off the camera! I mean it. I feel like I’m so missing out.
No, I did mine too… and I didn’t get a red orb, I got a sort of red glow at the bottom of my boob. Does this mean I have really dense boob tissue or something?
I need an explanation.
Were you in complete dark? Was your flashlight big? Rachel, you’re the health expert. What do you think?
The luminous intensity has to be proportional to the amount of boob you’re trying to illuminate.
I was only using those little AAA-powered penlights, so I couldn’t do the full orb (light smack against ribcage). But if I moved the light halfway out, I got a great glow effect on the frontmost area. I need a more powerful flashlight to get the whole thing.
And being in complete darkness is very important.
I’m just waiting on your next post to be titled
“The Butcher is suffering from hysterical blindness”
Guess what…
It also works with balls.
Yeah, I think you do need dark and a big flashlight (I used a MagLite). Tanglethis, I also had just a little red at the bottom at first, but I moved the flashlight a bit so it wasn’t right at the bottom and applied a little pressure, and - glowing boob!
And I did notice that, up close, there was varying glowiness depending on tissue density, which was really cool. It was also neat to see a couple of veins (or arteries, or whatever).
Lee, just to be all Amazonian Feminist for a second (not in the “region of South America” sense of the word, but in the “fuck ‘em until they’re of no use to you and then send them crying back to their cities which you will then go pillage” sense of the word) now that a woman has publicly declared that your genitals are of use to her, we here at Tiny Cat Pants are going to have to ask that you refrain from participating in any activities that might cause you to suffer burns on a part of your body necessary for her enjoyment.
Thanks.
(I am suddenly self-conscious that people won’t know that there is no such thing as a Amazonian Feminist. I made that up.)
(Also, I am just teasing Lee and think that men should check out which body parts of theirs also glow.)
Helen, good point. When I took my pictures, I sat and kind of leaned forward so that the flashlight was against my leg and body but pointed out. Just pointed straight up didn’t give me much of a glow at all. I think you want to aim kind of out. But you can see how it definitely works best with implants, since there’s a different medium for the light to diffuse through.
Not actually the ball itself, but all the skin around it.
(And yes, I know you keed.)
He’s welcome to verbally share, just not physically. :)
Oops. I guess I’m the fiance now…
I did this years ago during giggly summer nights sleeping out in tents. I don’t think ‘Truth or Dare’ was specifically involved, but it was the same general era. Good times.
I haven’t tried it lately, but if it’s the latest craze sweeping the internet, I’ll have to get in on the party.
Also, I wish I could have a tent sleepover now.