Random Things I’d Clone to Enjoy Later

Booger the Pitbull has been cloned!  According to Yahoo! a woman sold her house so that she could clone her dog.  Now, don’t get me wrong, I’d get a kick out of having a clone of Mrs. Wigglebottom, but those are just Booger’s twins.  They are not Booger.  It delights me that someone would clone a pitbull but bugs me that we’re supposed to pretend that clone is somehow that dog.

–In what appears to me to be a misguided attempt to woo Ron Paul supporters, John McCain confuses “Libertarian” behavior with “Libertine” behavior and threatens to make the folks in Sturgis watch his wife take her shirt off.

Exactly, Pith.  Exactly.  My question for folks is what are we doing to help protect folks from people like this.  I’m tickled that Tobia is naming names, but is that information getting out to the people who need it?

–Okay, internet, I need some advice.  I want a restaurant in town cool enough to impress teenage girls but not so expensive that I have to sell a kidney to afford it.  But also not someplace that their parents would normally take them to.  Any ideas?  Has anyone tried the make your own pancake place in Berry Hill?  Dare I go to Berry Hill after all my pissing and moaning about how the cops there treated Juana Villegas?  If I got arrested on some trumped up bullshit charge just so they could run me through the Federal Database, would you all pitch in to bail me out?  Just wondering.

11 Responses

  1. The idea of cloning pets really disturbs me given how many pets never get adopted – I wish people would adopt rather than buy pets in the first place, leaving alone the cloning option. Speaking of, anybody want a kitten?

    I’m thinking the same thing re: someplace they wouldn’t normally go. I was thinking maybe sushi, but that can get so expensive so quickly. I’m going to ponder some more.

  2. Okay, off topic, but Aunt B. you have to go to Huffington Post and watch Paris Hilton’s response to John McCain. It is priceless. I’ve always seen her as an inane twit, but she is truly hot in this one. She rips the poor “Old White Haired Guy” as she calls him for using her in that silly little tv ad.

  3. The Phunky Griddle? KILLER.

  4. I say Cafe Coco (because of the people watching and the cheapness), PM, or Rumba.

  5. I can’t believe the lack of coverage that McCain’s offering his wife up for a frequently topless and bottomless t-shirt contest is getting. If I tried that with my wife…..

  6. Hey, if we did do pancakes, I think there is actually still a movie theatre over at 100 Oaks.

  7. My high-school girl friend Jenny Pharis and my college girl friend, Juliet Nicholson. Jenny was runner-up Miss Teen Georgia and Juliet was Miss Teen North Carolina 1984. My dating life has been down hill ever since.

  8. Wow. I don’t even know where to start with that. Though her life should be a movie, for sure.

  9. Come on, what man has ever had to be raped? She was sort of hot, in a trashy kind of way. Kind of reminds me of that Confederate Railroad song, “I Like My Women a Little on the Trashy Side.”

    What an interesting world we live in.

  10. I don’t know why I’m so stuck on this story, but it keeps coming up in my peripheral vision and since it’s got a Tennessee angle, I thought I should share:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2565925/Dog-cloner-Joyce-McKinney-sought-over-burglary-to-fund-horses-wooden-leg.html

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