Don’t Fence Me In

Sometimes, I almost feel bad for Mack because he’ll call me up for some reason and it’ll set me off on some tangent and the next thing I know I’m off on a course of action that seems eminently sensible and obviously suggested by his comments and he’s all “What the fuck?”
Such was the case [...]

When You Admit I’m Right, You Can Press Play

My Secret Chupacabra Breeding Program Hits a Small Snag

If my chupacabras keep getting loose, it’s not going to be a secret program much longer, is it?
Until now, my only worry had been keeping the police from “accidentally” shooting one.

One Last Thing about Rielle Hunter

So, I’m reading this profile in Newsweek on her and I’m struck by something I just wanted to say out-loud:
She seems to have thought that her job was to fix John Edwards.
This made me shake my head.  I mean, of course she did.
This is not what I had hoped, of course.  I had hoped that [...]