Liveblogging the DNC

7:45–Did Al Gore just mention Bin Ladin?  Is he the first one to?
7:47–More nice stuff about McCain.  I think that’s smart.  Makes his attacks look petty and weird.
7:49–Where was this Al Gore earlier?
7:50–Good to hit the borrowing money from China to pay Saudi Arabia.  And more on the strange change of McCain from someone everyone [...]

Ugh

The metformin is kind of kicking my butt.  I took it with dinner and then lasted about an hour before I was like “Ugh, drink up, Butcher.  I’ve got to get home.”
Now I’m just sitting on the couch waiting to see if I’m going to be sick.
But before then, I got to see a shit [...]

Quite Possibly the Best, Most Useful Thing I’ve Ever Seen on the Internet

A guide to making your own sex toys.  America, it is all I can do to not run out right now and blow all my down payment money on this right this very second.

And I’ll Call My Utilities “Gifts” and Stop Paying My Bills!

Cecily Friday brings us word that McCain’s healthcare adviser’s solution to all our healthcare problems is a.) to stop referring to people as uninsured, presumably because if we don’t call them that, they’ll cease to be that, and to b.) just let them go to emergency rooms, presumably because each hospital also has a vast [...]

Crinkly Fries oh Crinkly Fries

All I want for lunch is a shit-ton of crinkly fries.  I hope the Professor gets here soon and comes with the knowledge of where some crinkly fries might be procured.  Whoever was talking about the side effects of metformin was not lying, that’s for sure.  Whew.  Bleck.

Peggasus

I remember that moment, early on in my blogging career when I was blogging along with a readership small enough to encompass people I could call on the phone… well, if I could find their numbers on scraps of paper shoved in the bottom of my purse.  And then one day Peggasus showed up.
A commenter [...]

Give Me a Kiss to Build a Dream On

Some days I regret even opening my feed reader.  Tiny Pasture reports that there are actually people up in arms about Obama kissing Joe Biden’s wife.
Let me just say that, if you are worked up over this, you are either twelve or a jackass.  Perhaps you’ve never kissed anyone.  I don’t know.
This is, though, why [...]