I Own a Garage Door Opener!

That, for me, is what makes it real.  I don’t know why, but getting the keys seemed pretty ordinary.  When he handed over the garage door openers, that’s when I almost lost it.  How weird is it to be a person who owns a garage door opener?
The closing was very smooth.  Kathy Tyson was there [...]

TODAY!!!! HOLY SHIT! TODAY!!!!

I just, just, just hung up the phone with Kathy and have the word that we are closing today.
Dang.

Bottle Tree

I’ve been already decorating in my mind.  There’s a small straight tree trunk standing in the back yard, stripped of branches.  I’m going to go give it a good shake, but if it seems sturdy, I think I’m going to stick some long nails in it and make me a bottle tree.
I guess that means [...]