The Curse of the All You Can Eat Shrimp

We went to Red Lobster tonight for all you can eat shrimp.  I did not order this because I know the amount of shrimp that is all I can eat and it is not $15 worth.  The Butcher, however, was cursed with a waitress who kept bringing and bringing and bringing him shrimp until I [...]

Best Unintentionally Funny Line of the Day

Okay, so as a brief background on the funny you’ll recall that two local fellers made up some boxes of Obama Waffles featuring a bug-eyed, big-lipped Obama on the front and this familiar image on top.  You may recall said image from this little press release, released by one Bill Hobbs and roundly denounced by [...]

Three Quick Things

1.  Would it be wrong for me to follow the electrician around this afternoon singing “Electricity, E-lec-tricity?”

2.  I came up with the most brilliant Aristocrats joke over at Newscoma’s.  I tickle me.
3.  When the day comes that I start taking advice on how to be a good feminist from Bill Hobbs, [...]