Gentlemen, May I Have a Word With You?

And that word would be “rape.”
Just so we’re clear: when you hold someone down and force a broomstick inside of them against their will, you are raping them.  If you open a door into a room and see a group of boys holding someone down and looking like they’re on the verge of sticking a [...]

EXCLUSIVE: Mayor Karl Dean Responds to the Gas Crisis

I’m not sure who did this, but it’s pretty dang funny.

My Body and Me

I just want to state my biases up front.  I believe that dieting is an incredible waste of time, even if it leads to weight-loss.  I think that sitting around obsessing about calories and fat grams and so on is ridiculous and a way of getting women to accept a useless, but time-consuming task with [...]

Is It Just Me?

Or is Steve Earle looking more and more like a Muppet every day?
I have to admit, I kind of like the idea of men hitting a certain age and coming to resemble the puppets of my youth, but I watched a lot of public television, so I wonder if it bothers other folks.

I Kick My To-Do List’s Butt and Take Names

1.  Cable guy?  To the house but then denied the ability to DRILL HOLES IN MY FLOOR!!!!!!!!  Jesus Christ, of course I want you to reschedule and send someone who can fish a line down a wall.
2.  Cleaning crew?  Scheduled and will walk through the apartment tomorrow and give me an estimate.
3.  Truck?  Scheduled.
4.  Dad?  [...]