Hurray, John McCain!

Giving credit where credit is due, I’d like to thank McCain for reigning in his followers.  Keep it up, John!

What Great Advice!

So, Bill Hobbs has taken time out from his job as head propagandist for the TNGOP to give us all financial advice.
This is very helpful.  Let’s take a closer look at what he’s saying:
Even though the stock market has lost 40 percent of its value since one year ago, as measured by the Dow Jones [...]

Just Slap on Another Bumper Sticker and It’ll Be Fine

Some days, I can’t help but think about Chely Wright’s song “Bumper of My S.U.V.”  I don’t believe I have anything more to say about that song than has already been said–from the fact that it’s a far leap from someone flipping you off as you drive around town (especially in this town, where people [...]

My Preemptive Report

I just want to announce, too, in honor of the spirit of the day, that I have cleared myself of all wrong-doing.
Whew, that’s a load off my mind.

The 30 Seconds a Day Cats are Obviously Possessed?

Okay, you know how you can own a perfectly good cat, but once a day he has to, oh, I don’t know, say suddenly meow to be let in, run in the door, sprint back and forth between the kitchen and the Butcher’s bedroom three times, finally, knock open the Butcher’s door, rush in, pull [...]