Unboyfriendable True Blood

1.  Dear Women of True Blood, please put on some pants.  Thank you.
2.  Dear Sookie, next time, just wear a sign that says “I fuck vampires.”  The smile is annoying.
3.  Sam, I hope you have a good twin, who is the guy with Tara, because you are a stalkery jerk.
4.  Randy Sue, oh ha ha [...]

Horsing Around

I was driving home and remembering the horse and it made me laugh out loud again, so I thought I would tell you about it.
So, the horse is at the trough and first she puts down her head and kind of half submerges her nose, like she’s playing “I am a hairy alligator, floating in [...]

Things I Saw That Surprised Me

I’m in Trouble for Spoiling Meet the Press

Both of my brothers are made at me for telling them the big Meet the Press News thirty-five minutes before they intended to watch it.
Anyway, I said I’d give them a dollar if they explained who the Black Keys are, because I’m tired of pretending like I have any idea who they are, so now [...]