Attention All Cats!

It is apparently gallop the length of the house time.
Please commence galloping the length of your own homes.
The orange cat has things taken care of here.

Legalize It

This post over at Pith reminds me of the stupid, puritanical nonsense we have here in Nashville that strippers have to stay three feet away from you (or visa versa), thus ending, for all practical purposes, the lap dance.
Let’s just cover this in a bunch of easy points:
1.  If a woman wants to take off [...]

I Never Agree with Christopher Hitchens, But…

I agree with him about this:
Those who despise science and learning are not anti-elitist. They are morally and intellectually slothful people who are secretly envious of the educated and the cultured.
But it’s not just that.  It’s the wanting to be rewarded for that sloth, to have that slothfulness polished up like that will somehow mask [...]

I Had to Read a San Francisco Blog to Get Important Tennessee News

Homegrown terrorists plan to kill black Tennesseans, ending their spree with Obama.
Shoot *or* decapitate? What the? Ya gonna pick which one sounds more convenient when the time arrives? This sounds like a group of people whose mouths are bigger than their bigoted abilities to actually pull anything off like this.
I agree with Brittney that they [...]

Help Me, Nashville, You’re My Only Hope

For his birthday, the Butcher wants all of his clothes washed, miraculously.  Is there a service in town that will do that?  Like a drycleaner, but for all his clothes?
Well, shit, too, I don’t mind doing laundry.  I just hate folding it.  Is there a place I could take all his unfolded clean laundry to [...]

The Greatest Song Ever

I’m not one to shy away from controversy or outragious pronouncements (let’s remember I am the girl who used math to prove that II was a better album than… I can’t remember what.  Some shitty inconsequential Led Zeppelin album.)
Therefore, I feel qualified to say that the best song ever, yes, ever, ever, is Shirley and [...]

Now I Want a Sleeping Bag

I have a sleeping bag.  But I never thought of using it as a giant vagina.
Now?
Now it’s all I can do to not walk up to attractive cops on street corners and say “My, you look cold.  Might you like to slip into my sleeping bag?” and then wink.
We were having a discussion about women [...]

Words Have No Meaning

I have been trying to leave Bill Hobbs alone as the election winds down, because I see the difficult position he’s in as Head Propagandist for the TNGOP.  McCain is going to handily win Tennessee.  No one doubts that.  But as more and more polls come out showing that Obama is going to win the [...]