I Can Only Pray to Get a Spot by the Entrance

If Bill Hobbs is right in implying that a vote for Obama will send you to Hell, I think the most I can hope for is for a spot right by the entrance.  I mean, sure, by his logic, I’ve been bad enough to go to Hell, but I’ve certainly been good enough that I [...]

Radical Rightist Makes Good Point

Ha, I’m totally going to start refering to that heterosexual-marriage-having Roger Abramson as a radical.  Today he raises the good point that folks were sold the “no gay marriages” thing as being about keeping the definition of marriage the same as what it’s been–in other words, “let’s stay the course.”
“Let’s stay the course” is by [...]

Country Man

There are a few basic rules of music video making.  “Don’t prominently feature toilets” would have to be at the top of them.  And there are probably not many rules about country song writing left anymore, but “Don’t associate, even by rhyme, Hank with Hoobastank.” must surely be one.
But damn if I don’t sing along [...]

Let’s Start Talking about that Time We Found $20 in Our Pocket

Weren’t we just talking about underwires busting? And here I am sitting down with my lunch and POP, there goes mine.  Always the left boob.  Always.
Maybe I should ask my left boob if it wants to take a crack at getting the hose off the spigot.

Robin Smith Tells the Truth. Sign of the End of Days?

Via Kleinheider, we read
“Without question, the Obamacrats are strong in the urban areas and the areas where people are dependent on a welfare state,” Smith said. “(But) Democrats in their literature, piece by piece, point by point, if you took their names off, will look Republican.”
and
But Smith points to the overwhelming vote on a gay [...]

Who Woke Up Early and Finished Planting Her Daffodils?

I did!  I did!
Who still could not get the hose off the motherfucking house?
Me.
Which is funny because I put it on.  How can I be stronger than myself?  And now I’m all feeling anxious about it because the recalcitrant brother is like “the kind of pipes you have, you must never, ever leave the hose [...]