But… But… But… We Don’t Have Gay Marriage in Tennessee!

So how could something like this even happen?!
You’d almost think that straight people are going to do fucked up shit whether or not gay people have equal rights.  Like somehow the behavior of one group just isn’t that affected by the ability of other groups to get married.  But that can’t be right.
No.
I think the [...]

The Dark Side of Family Trees

I made the mistake of asking my aunt for further information about the family members I could have used some further information about.
That was mistake number one.
She gave me no information.  And she piled the whole “I know family secrets” bullshit on my plate.  Oh, America, I’m sure if you have a fucked up family, [...]

Maybe It Depends on What the Definition of “The” is?

I didn’t want any of you to miss out on what must be one of the most bizarre chapters in the political career of Bill Hobbs.  And yet, frankly, I don’t know what to make of it.  Shall we look at the facts?
Fact One: GM employes about 3,500 Tennesseans.  Spring Hill and Columbia, Tennessee are [...]

Let’s Don’t Let Them Kill Us

So, Tennessee, we’ve discussed how “Fuck that crazy Yankee shit,” is not going to work as official state policy, that we’re going to have to make some compromises to our fundamentally contrary nature if we want to turn the state around.
I now want to talk frankly about that thing you do when you’re done with [...]