They Weren’t Alone.

Psst.  Sista Smiff.  The most ready explanation is, I believe, as follows:

Dark red gets up to wash his face.  Light green, previously in a menage a trois with dark green and pink on the bedroom rug, gets up to take dark red’s place.  Dark red comes back.  Heart is broken.  Begs Cecelia to return “home,” [...]

The Garlic Makes Me Suspicious

Krista over at Thinkery sent me this link to an actual vampire kit.  Look, look, look.  But is it too good to be true?

You Know What Whites Creek Needs?

A place where a girl and her dog can go to get hot chocolate after they’ve planted irises.  Brrrr.  It is cold.  But the big oak in the back yard has apparently decided that something should be falling–since we have no snow–and it is gently letting go of all its leaves.
You can stand in the [...]

Conflating “Good for Women” with “Feminist”

So, the Professor and I met for lunch to talk yet again about how bad you are in bed.
Ha, kidding!  Kidding!  You’re fine.
No, instead, we met to catch up and talk about whatever’s on our minds.  This time, it was a scholarly article about what happens when “equality” means one gender suffers more than another, [...]

Tell Me I’m Not Alone

Fellow Bloggers, when you see Jo(e)’s naked blogger photos, don’t you have a tinge of jealousy?  A wish you’d run into her and she’d ask you to pose naked for her?
Okay, just me.