State Troopers. Really?

I don’t think we’ve had this much excitement at the State Legislature since Harry T. Burn gave women the right to vote:
It should be noted that after Burn cast his historic vote, he hid in the attic of the capitol until the maddening crowds cleared away.  It is also rumored that the anti-suffragists were so [...]

Yes, Yes, Roger, We Promise to Mope Tomorrow

But come on!  It’s not like the Democrats were going to open their hearts to the more progressive among us anyway, so we didn’t actually lose anything at all.  But I still consider this post of yours a valient effort to rain on our parade.

Holy Macaroni!

Did this really just happen?  Did the Democrats really just pull that off?!

Retrograde

They say Mercury is in retrograde and that’s the reason everything is a fumbling mess.  I say it probably has as much to do with this being the clear end to three incredibly stressful months.  But I’m feeling it, neverless.
It’s funny the ways in which your own struggles blind you sometimes.  You’d think that going [...]

The S Word

I heard a rumor that it’s snowing out.  This means, of course, that there will be no bread or milk in the whole city.  I remain convinced that even Nashvillians who don’t regularly consume bread or milk run out and buy it when it snows.
Which makes me wonder if maybe the Tennessee Emergency Management’s plan, [...]

One Thing that Stinks about Being a Dog

Everyone who has been to our house in the past couple of days has taken a moment, when eating one of the peanut butter cookies with the Hershey’s kiss on top, to say to the dog something along the lines of “Oh, you want this cookie, don’t you?  You cannot have this cookie.”
By the time [...]