The S Word

I heard a rumor that it’s snowing out.  This means, of course, that there will be no bread or milk in the whole city.  I remain convinced that even Nashvillians who don’t regularly consume bread or milk run out and buy it when it snows.

Which makes me wonder if maybe the Tennessee Emergency Management’s plan, in case of snow-caused economic collapse isn’t for us all to use bread and milk as currency.  I hope not, as I cannot fit more than a couple of loaves in my wallet at a time.

9 Responses

  1. It’s not snowing over here, and I must be all of a quarter of a mile away.

  2. Really? Oh god, I hope it’s not ash stirred up from the demolition of Mario’s!

  3. it was sleeting here earlier, tiny tiny little flakes. I think it’s done. And it was melting when it made contact with a surface.

  4. I never believe the rumors. It gets my hopes up and then I’m disappointed like a school kid when it doesn’t materialize.

  5. Agani, I ask, what do the lactose intolerant buy when it snows?

  6. It’s not snowing.

    The lactose intolerant buy soy milk, unless of course they live in Hoots, in which case they buy beer.

  7. Trust me, beer is a lot more readily available in Hoots than Soy Milk.

  8. Mmm. I would love a beer right about now.

  9. it’s a plot by Kroger to boost sales

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