Because I Love You, I Link to the Creepy

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One More Thing about Josephine

She was born on my dad’s birthday, which means her birthdate is almost as cool as my dad’s.
She will, forever, be born on 01/23.
Why is that only almost as cool as my dad’s?
Because he was born on 01/23/45.
(Also, I don’t want to reveal Josephine’s last name, in order to protect her privacy, but it starts [...]

Well, Beaman Toyota, You Have Lost My Business

1.  Lee Beaman gives $2,000 towards Prop 8.
2.  Lee Beaman gives $6,000 towards English Only.
Man has a right to spend his money how he wants.  I have a right to spend mine how I want.

My Super Power

Oh, I forgot to tell you that I’ve decided what superpower I would choose, assuming I could choose one.  And it’s a good one, so don’t be stealing it:
I have the power to grant immortality to whoever sleeps with me for as long as they sleep with me.
No, not sleep as a euphamism for fucking.  [...]

In Other Republican News

Remember how there was a guy who thought that sending everyone “Barack the Magic Negro” would convince them that he was right for the job of RNC chair and the whole nation laughed and said “What?!” except for the few folks who sulked and said “What?”  You may recall that for no other reason than [...]