The Greatest Country & Western Song, EVER

No! Don’t even start to fight with me, because I am so right.  What does it have going for it? 1. It’s awesome. 2. It’s about drinking. 3. It’s about a disgruntled woman. 4. It’s by a Frizzell. 5. “Just as long as you keep tipping, I’ll laugh until you’re broke” is surely one of [...]

Ants Take Over the World

When I was in college, one of my professors said that, if you were to just objectively look at which life form this planet seems set up to support, you would never assume that it was humans, but bug–that they flourish in all kinds of environments and are adapted to the world and the world [...]

Selling Yourself Short?

So, it turns out that, unbeknownst to Editorial, the Marketing Department at the Washington Post has been selling exclusive access to them.  Turns out Editorial wasn’t that thrilled and it’s been cancelled.
But folks, if you’ve got $25,000 sitting around you don’t know what to do with, I can give you exclusive access to the mover [...]

The Tiny Cat Has Lost Her Damn Fool Mind

So, the tiny cat has taken to hanging out on the toilet seat when she’s in the house.  Fair enough.  And as you remember, she taught herself to pee in the toilet, also fair enough.
Well, I go in there this morning and there’s liquid on the floor and liquid on the seat and I’m all [...]

But We Are This Way

So, as you may have heard, we tortured upwards of 100 people to death in what appears to have turned out to be an effort to get someone to confess that al-Quiada was linked to Saddam Hussein, so that our leaders could channel our righteous anger over 9/11 into their clusterfuck.  And many folks I [...]